“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
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between his love for slippers, his screwed up knee and his love for playing golf niall is basically an old man
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don’t do drugs. do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.
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“dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”
“dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
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I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
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My name is Autumn Faith Parker, I play the ukulele, and I'm 19. I'm really just your normal everyday girl that's obsessed with music and other "stuff."
